The Otis Manifesto! A Demand For Truly God-Centered Religion! I am Otis. I will tell you the whole truth about the Bible and the truly God-centered religion it teaches, but you probably won't listen to me because of your hard-heartedness, and the fact that you stubbornly persist in being you. Now what I'm going to tell you is very serious, so SIT DOWN!! If you are already sitting down, then stop being lazy and stand up to listen! The first great truth: There are only two religions in the world, God-centered theology and man-centered lies. Religion today is becoming more and more man-centered. SO MUCH of their 'theology' is actually 'man-ology'!! They are taking all focus off of God and putting it on sinful men, resulting in what is effectively de-throning, de-honoring, and de-worshipping God!! True Reformation thinking recognizes that the entire purpose of scripture is to exalt God and debase man, and demands that we soundly rebuke all dissenters for being the blasphemous idolaters that they are, and put the focus of our beliefs entirely on God. The second great truth: Man-centered heresy is fully embodied by Arminianism The great lie, the ultimate heresy, the final and complete accumulation of all the idolatrous and false religions of man-centerdy-ness has come to be known as 'Arminianism.' This supreme heresy and its close companion 'Synergism' represent the ultimate in departure from true, God-centered theology. Now that the abomination, the true mark of the beast has been revealed, one's beliefs can only fall into one of two categories: True religion, or the Arminian heresy! The third great truth: Arminianism is the root of all evil!! That's right, all Arminians, and everything even approaching Arminianism is purely evil. As we've already established, there are only two possible religions: The true gospel and Arminianism, and everyone is one or the other!!!! If you are anything like an Arminian, you are no less than a man-centered, God-dethroning, gospel-hating, Christ-denying, free-will-worshipping, Satan-loving, original-sin-disbelieving, atonement-mongering, Geisler-reading, poison-spreading, baby-killing apostate!! Wesley was an Arminian! The Roman Catholic church is Arminian! Hitler was an Arminian! Satan is a card-carrying Arminian, and the lie he spread in the garden was Arminianism!! Arminianism takes the true message of God and puts man directly at the center of it, but what does the Bible say? God! It's all about God! Man has nothing, I mean nothing to do with it at all! Any 'religion' that states any less is sheer devil worship!! The fourth great truth: Most people who are Arminians don't even know it People being born naturally sinful are therefore born Arminian! Spurgeon figured it out, why can't you, idiot? Most all major churches subscribe to some level of Arminian theology or another, and any level of compromise with their man-focused teachings puts such a church in a state of complete apostasy! Even most people who call themselves 'Calvinists' are themselves actually Arminian compromisers. You see, Calvinists in general hold to a religion just as man-centered and unbiblical as Arminians do; sure they dress it up with smatterings of 'unconditionality' and 'it's all the work of God' here and there, but behind their seemingly God-focused theology always lurks how these supposed works of God relate to man!! Just look at the similarities between Calvinism and Arminianism, Both Calvinism and Arminianism believe in Total Depravity, but neither believes the God-honoring, man-debasing, true doctrine of Irreversible Depravity!! Men are so completely and finally depraved, that it glorifies God much more to damn them than save them! God doesn't need to save people to be glorified!! Both Calvinism and Arminianism believe that God actually elects people!! God could elect people if He wanted to, but He doesn't, because that would rob Him of glory. I'll explain below if you're even capable of reading it. Both Calvinism and Arminianism believe in actualized atonement. Christ's death was sufficient for all, but efficient for NONE!! Neither 'side' will simply accept the biblical truth that the actual reason for Christ's death remains a mystery, and that atonement is only a divine prerogative, not an actuality!! Both Calvinism and Arminianism accept the idea of saving grace. God doesn't give saving grace since it glorifies Him more to damn people than save them! Both Calvinism and Arminianism believe that those who endure to the end are saved, but fail to see that there's nothing saving to endure in! It should be obvious from the above that Calvinism is merely cleverly-disguised Arminianism, in fact, a better name for it is Semi-Arminianism. Now people usually stop me here and ask, "Otis, doesn't the Bible talk about men being saved?" To which I say, "Shut up!" Of course the Bible talks about being saved! If you had multiple contradictory wills, wouldn't YOU rant about stuff that you never intended to do?? So why can't God? The logic is so simple, even a child could see it: 1.God is sovereign 2. Since God is sovereign, He controls every aspect of every thing 3. Since God seeks to be glorified and is in control of all events, everything that happens is to glorify God 4. Since everything happens for the glory of God, His glory must be maximized in every event With me so far dum-dum? Good, now listen up while I learn you something, 5. More people go to hell than to heaven (Matthew 7:14), therefore the amount of people going to the lake of fire is greater than the amount of people going to New Jerusalem (pLF > pNJ) 6. since God chooses more people to go to hell, it stands to reason that He is logically more glorified by people being damned than people being saved 7. since God has more glory in damnation than salvation, and since God's glory must always be maximized, the clear conclusion must be that not only are most people are damned, but ALL people are predestinyated to be eternally damned, otherwise God would end up having less glory!! Anything less than this is a violation of the principles of the Reformation! Most 'Reformed' theologians talk about Sola Deo Gloria, but contradict the concept by their teachings! Just look at what the Bible says, When Christ, who is our life, shall appear, then shall ye also appear with Him in glory. - Colossians 3:4 If anyone actually were saved, they would appear with Christ in glory; yet for us to have ANY GLORY AT ALL WOULD ROB GOD OF THE GLORY!! God will not give His glory to another (Isaiah 48:11)!!! Don't you see, if you try to hide behind so-called 'God-centered' religion, but still believe that God will actually save and eventually glorify people, then you are just as guilty of trying to take glory from God as any other Arminian!! That's why these 'Calvinists' are actually just more scripture-hating, man-glorifying, Semiarminian heretics!! It seems that I'm the only one to understand this vital gospel truth so far, making me, Otis, the only truly man-debasing, God-centered gospel preacher alive!! I sometimes get letters calling me things like 'hateful' for my message, but remember, the truth is never hateful, even if it makes you uncomfortable in you man-glorifying lies, spiritual blindness and general abject stupidity. This call then stands for all Reformed churches to utterly renounce their 'heavenly glorification of man' teachings and embrace the true, man-debasing, biblical religion of God-exalting Universal Damnation. Spread the good news: There IS NO GOOD NEWS WHEN IT COMES TO YOU!! Hoping you'll realize that you are permanently depraved and unredeemable scum, Otis See Also: Calvinism's heretical belief in the inherent ability of sinners The man-centered jerk who's site I hacked Satire disclaimer